Door #1, Curtain #2, Jaw #3

How Many Ways Can You Die?

A Game by Hannah Harmison

Welcome to this tounge-in-cheek, surrealist, text-based adventure game.

It's fun, it's weird, it's irreverant, it's messy, and it never really ends. Enjoy!

  • Dumb jokes
  • A million ways to die
  • Text-based Nudity
  • Text-based Monsters
  • Naked text-based Monsters
  • A flat tire in the Uncanny Valley
  • Choices that don't matter
  • Choices only matter if you want them to
  • Poetry, pure poetry
  • Humor, terror, and sin

    • CLICK HERE TO START THE GAME

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