Door #1, Curtain #2, Jaw #3
How Many Ways Can You Die?
A Game by Hannah Harmison
Welcome to this tounge-in-cheek, surrealist, text-based adventure game.
It's fun, it's weird, it's irreverant, it's messy, and it never really ends. Enjoy!
Dumb jokes
A million ways to die
Text-based Nudity
Text-based Monsters
Naked text-based Monsters
A flat tire in the Uncanny Valley
Choices that don't matter
Choices only matter if you want them to
Poetry, pure poetry
Humor, terror, and sin
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